sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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