you would pick up someone in the library
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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