AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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