do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I will be naked everywhere
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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