You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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