My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
