My hair reeks of homosexuality.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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