you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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