Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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