She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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