guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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