some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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