dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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