As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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