You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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