and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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