i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I know her cup size but not her name....
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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