Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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