Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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