you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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