Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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