Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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