I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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