Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
