But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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