...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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