he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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