I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
