exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
