Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
