Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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