Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
