did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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