Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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