he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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