Non-Jews are for practice
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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