on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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