If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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