Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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