Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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