shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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