we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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