question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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