CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
