I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
