stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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