Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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