you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I think a kid would responsible me up
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
