the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My pussy is not your playground.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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