He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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