I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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