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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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